Tuesday, October 27, 2009

"Mommy, look at the Daddy cow!"


Rule Number 1: Do not judge a book by its cover and do not assume a cow is a boy if it has horns. The theory here is that horns are not a gender specific trait. Just like ears are not a gender specific trait in humans. Could you imagine a 4 year old girl with golden curls pulling on her mommy's pant leg, "Mommy, look at Daddy, he has ears!" I couldn't imagine it, and chances are, neither can you. In a world where parents actually point out the "daddy cow" to their children, when they are proud they know it is a boy because it has horns, the main cause is apparent to agriculturalists. The answer is literacy. Or lack there of. I am here to share the wealth with all of you though! Have no fear! "Mommy cows" can have horns too! Because ladies and gentlemen, here in lies the secret. The BREED of cow determines whether they will have horns or not. Genes play a role and wah-lah! You have horns, or no horns. That is the question!

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